1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,264 Zombies! 2 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,307 Excuse me, son, will your mother be much longer? 3 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,851 Die, undead! 4 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:19,353 You can shuffle, but you can't hide. 5 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,955 Gimme a hand... 6 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,716 Will you please tell your mother 7 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,384 that I ha... 8 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,344 I have another appointment. 9 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:55,097 Oh. Mom said she'd be right back. 10 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,147 Would you start the zipper for me, hon? 11 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:12,990 Ah. 12 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,202 Such a gentleman. 13 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:17,453 Night. 14 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:12,716 Please tell me this is just the first installment. 15 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,385 I-I'm afraid not, Mrs. McKenna. 16 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:16,428 That represents the entire payout 17 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,889 for the policy on your late husband. 18 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,100 You don't understand. 19 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,769 I'm responsible for my three children, 20 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,896 my mother-in-law, and my brother-in-law, 21 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,940 so l-let's just say five children. 22 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,401 I understand that you're going through a very difficult time. 23 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:32,736 Please, I don't need compassion right now. 24 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:37,199 I needed it when you guys were writing this check. 25 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:42,538 This is financially disastrous for my family. 26 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,461 Thank you for your time, Mr. Foster. 27 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,297 My condolences, Mrs. McKenna. 28 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:53,507 And if it's any consolation, 29 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:58,178 um...I hate my job. 30 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,524 Nailed it. 31 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,026 Okay. 32 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,530 So, how do the zombies die? 33 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,282 They're dead. You can't kill them. 34 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,909 No, you kill them with your fists. 35 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,327 You punch them. They would 36 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,912 keep fighting. Why would they just die? 37 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,371 What's the point of a score? 38 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,081 Hey. To brag 39 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,917 - to your friends? - We'll figure it out. 40 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,752 You're resourceful, 41 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,503 and--and we can help out. 42 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,464 I can macramé potholders 43 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:35,424 and Terry can give blood every six weeks. 44 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:38,344 Mm-hmm. Seriously, Beth, 45 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:42,222 don't...don't worry-way... 46 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,683 ...about money-may. 47 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,185 Hey, Terry, you know that... 48 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,771 ...that's not Pig Latin, right? 49 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:51,690 - Really-ray 50 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,901 I'm even more confused than usual. 51 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,445 Um, it's just adult talk. You wouldn't understand. 52 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,738 Shi shi wo. 53 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,199 That's Mandarin for "try me." 54 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,534 My future company is going to have offices in China. 55 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,579 It's kinder to fire people in their own language. 56 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:09,583 Mom...is there a money problem? 57 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,461 No. No problem. 58 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,047 Everything's fine, okay? Really. 59 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,590 Okay. 60 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,803 You kill the zombie with your fists? 61 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:21,971 Yes. 62 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,727 Guys, I really think 63 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,646 Mom's worried about mo... 64 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,106 What are you... 65 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,774 Are you eating crickets? 66 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,734 Not eating. Swallowing. 67 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:36,860 Learn the difference. 68 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,529 - - 69 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,197 We're making a video that's gonna go viral 70 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,074 and make me crazy famous on the Internet. 71 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:44,535 Actually, I'm making a video about how morons will do 72 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,495 anything to try and get crazy famous on the Internet. 73 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:49,206 Whatever, as long as I'm gonna be crazy famous. 74 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,960 I'm going to break the record for throwing up live crickets. 75 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,546 That sounds crazy stupid. 76 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,548 Your jealousy is ugly, Wyatt. 77 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:01,260 Guys, I really think Mom is having money problems. 78 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,470 Mom says everything is gonna be fine. 79 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,931 Yeah, and who are we gonna believe, you or Mom? 80 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,392 Okay, Dash, time to look like an idiot. 81 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:09,643 I mean, become famous. 82 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:15,691 - Okay, go. - 83 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:17,526 Am I crazy, 84 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:20,112 or is that more crickets than I swallowed? 85 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,519 Deal you in, son? 86 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,315 Yeah. 87 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,819 You look good, Wyatt. 88 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,821 Love that smile. 89 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,573 Hi, Dad. 90 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,533 Now, ready to play poker? 91 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,660 - I don't know how. - Well, that's why I wrote 92 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:11,747 The Dangerous Book-- to teach you this stuff. 93 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:17,336 Playing poker requires sharp wits and nerves of steel. 94 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:19,046 Sounds pretty good, huh? 95 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,506 It might help you get up the courage 96 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,382 to talk to that Maya Fleishacker. 97 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,094 How did you... 98 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:26,970 Oh, right. 99 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,514 This is my imagination. 100 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:29,807 And you have a great one. 101 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,183 You know, even as a baby, 102 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,768 your mom and I would watch you go into 103 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:33,852 an animated state of wonder, 104 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,270 and your face would contort, 105 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,397 and then get curious, and finally... 106 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,025 And then you'd smile that smile. 107 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,735 It turned out you just had a full diaper. 108 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,907 I think Mom's having money trouble. 109 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,452 What do I do? 110 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,664 Your mom's the smartest person I know. 111 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,999 She's also incredibly sensitive. 112 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,501 She'll need some help. 113 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,547 Now, then. Let's play poker. 114 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,010 How are you set up for insurance, son? 115 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,972 It's never too early to get some umbrella coverage. 116 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,682 I don't have an umbrella. 117 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,725 Dash jumped off the roof with it. 118 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,979 I should talk to that kid. 119 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,730 Now, what's so interesting about poker 120 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:22,359 is it's all about observing human behavior... 121 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,861 watching people. 122 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,696 You learn to catch their tell. 123 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:28,031 And you'll know what they're not telling you. 124 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,617 It's a very valuable tool in life. 125 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,954 Is that Mr. Foster's tell? 126 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,539 Could be. 127 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,541 Or he could just be digging for gold. 128 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,251 Either way... 129 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:42,296 you just learned your first lesson in poker. 130 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,802 All of these jobs, 131 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,387 they want you to work 60 hours a week 132 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,264 for minimum wage. 133 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,724 But I guess the good news is, 134 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,350 is that I'm not even qualified for them 135 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,060 because I don't have an MBA. 136 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,770 What's an MBA? 137 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,647 Apparently, something you need now to get a job 138 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,774 as a secretary's assistant. 139 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,235 "Aloha Akron." 140 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,528 Aloha, Terry. 141 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,946 No, no, no. 142 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,698 "Aloha Akron." That's the name 143 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,491 of our new surf shop. 144 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:15,245 But, Terry, there aren't any surf shops in Akron, Ohio. 145 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,206 Not yet. 146 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,498 We'll get in on the ground level. 147 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,167 We'll corner the entire market. 148 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,294 Right, uh... 149 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,795 well, it's an interesting idea. 150 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,422 We should definitely explore it further. 151 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,382 Great. Yeah, um... 152 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,760 - let me show you... - Hmm. 153 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,803 ...my business plan. 154 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,222 - Hmm. - Now, it's not to scale. 155 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,015 Oh, no, no, I got that. 156 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,560 That's great. Really. 157 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,355 Mom, you're not telling the truth. 158 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,607 You think his idea stinks. 159 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,692 And it does. I'm sorry, Uncle Terry, 160 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,985 but it's terrible. 161 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:52,115 Those are really hurtful words, Beth. 162 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,826 You could've said it a lot nicer. 163 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,411 - I didn't... - Bye. 164 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,914 ...say them. 165 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,250 Wyatt. Why did you say that? 166 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,085 I picked up on your tell. 167 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,294 It's when you take a deep breath. 168 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,672 What...my tell? 169 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,674 Never mind. Honey, I just... 170 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,343 ...wish you hadn't said that. 171 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:14,972 But we have to be honest, right? 172 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,431 That's what you're always telling us. 173 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:20,560 Yeah, but not...always. 174 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,145 It's complicated, 175 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,897 and we are--we'll talk about it later, okay? 176 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,441 We're running late for school. 177 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,737 So, Cathy posted this photo, and I... 178 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,739 Maya Fleishacker. 179 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,575 I heard she's from New York and used to ride the subway... 180 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,203 by herself. 181 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,664 I believe it. 182 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,709 Uh-oh. She's looking this way. 183 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,460 That's it. 184 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,254 That's her tell. 185 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,464 What is she telling you? 186 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:52,634 I don't know...yet. 187 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,763 Could somebody get that? 188 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,056 Hello 189 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,766 I can, but I'm naked. 190 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,601 Uh, no! Tiffany, I got it, I got it. 191 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,854 I got it. 192 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,817 - Hello. - Hi. 193 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,902 I'm Arianna. 194 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,321 I'm here to tutor Dash. 195 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,781 Right, yes. Please, come in, Arianna. 196 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,743 Um...although, Arianna, I need to apologize. 197 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,078 When I called the school to ask for a tutor, 198 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,580 I just thought that we could... 199 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,168 Dash, take those off. 200 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,922 Whoa, that actually happened. 201 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,050 Okay, Dash, this is Arianna. 202 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,010 Yo. Hey, you look familiar. 203 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,137 I can't imagine why. We've only been 204 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,389 in the same class for two years. 205 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,849 Maybe that's where I've seen you. 206 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,185 I hired Arianna to tutor you in math. 207 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,478 But, we, uh...we actually... 208 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,563 we just can't anymore, so... 209 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,357 I'm sorry. I will totally 210 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,900 pay you a little something for your time. 211 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,070 Oh, uh...actually, I'm already here. 212 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,864 If you want... you don't have to pay me. 213 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,407 Okay. 214 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,992 I-I don't need a math tutor. 215 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,786 Besides, how good could she be if she's free? 216 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,371 Dash. 217 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,747 - - Why don't you and Arianna 218 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,750 go to the table, um, and you can... 219 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,543 learn something? 220 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,170 Thank you. 221 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,217 Didn't fit? 222 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,760 Didn't fit my budget, honey. 223 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,845 Don't even try to sell me on store credit. 224 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,555 Cash only. 225 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,100 Uh, this one's stained. Did someone wear it? 226 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,353 Store credit's fine. 227 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:44,538 So, it's good news. The X-rays came back negative. 228 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,665 No internal bleeding, no broken bones. 229 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,166 You should be good to go. 230 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,920 Oh, that's wonderful news... Dr. Scholls. 231 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,172 Excuse me? I'm Dr. Williams. 232 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,091 Oh, I'm sorry. 233 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,884 What did I say? I... 234 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,179 My head is really hurting from the accident. 235 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,183 Can you tell me who the president is right now? 236 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,145 Is it, um... 237 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,688 Beyoncé? 238 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,273 Why don't we keep you here a little longer 239 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,691 and we'll run some more tests? 240 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,822 Are you okay, Tiffany? 241 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,116 Okay? Look at me. 242 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,868 I was the clean up on aisle nine. 243 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,244 That's the least you have to worry about. 244 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,704 Hospitals are a breeding grounds 245 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,331 for deadly germs and staph infections. 246 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,791 We're probably all goners. 247 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,168 Liam. 248 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,627 Cool if I eat the Jell-o? 249 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,631 Okay, hustle up, boys! 250 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,050 Mom bus leaves in ten! 251 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,012 yelps] Oh, God! Oh, oh... 252 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,847 Oh... 253 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,142 Craigslist. That's where I found him. 254 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,269 Or her. Still not sure on that one. 255 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,396 I guess they all pee standing up, right? 256 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,523 Anyway, this is a much better idea than my surf shop. 257 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,317 Don't say "I told you so." We'll make a fortune. 258 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,110 We'll charge neighborhood kids five bucks a ride. 259 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,904 Mm-hmm, and do you have any idea 260 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:02,282 how much it costs to house and feed a llama? 261 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,203 So we'll charge six bucks a ride. 262 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,787 Boom. 263 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,332 Whoa, that is a freaky-looking horse. 264 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,834 And here's our client base now. Why don't we ask them? 265 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,961 Gentle-sirs, how much would you shell out 266 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,588 to ride this lovely llama? 267 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,632 Nothing. Llamas are a poor man's camel. 268 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,091 - Oh. - If I could ride 269 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,760 that thing to school, I would give you 270 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,428 everything I got. 271 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,347 There you have it. 50% of kids love it 272 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,473 100% of the time. 273 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,724 Boom and boom. 274 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,897 Okay, you...school? 275 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,565 Let's go, let's go. Now. Move. 276 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:40,070 Let's go. We will talk about this later. 277 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,030 Yeah, the three of us can have a conversation. 278 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,323 Scooter, come on. Let's go upstairs. 279 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,866 Let's go see your room. 280 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,576 Okay, so if "A" equals two 281 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,119 and "B" equals three, and "A" plus "B" 282 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,871 equals "C," then what does "C" equal? 283 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,337 Math is numbers, not letters. Even I know that. 284 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,922 I need a Slim Jim. 285 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,011 I didn't see it at first. 286 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,596 You're good, 287 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,015 but your tell is that you blink a lot. 288 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,267 What are you talking about? 289 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,060 You like my brother. 290 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,854 That's why you're tutoring him for free. 291 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,731 Are you nuts? 292 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,781 Okay, fine. Maybe I like him a little. 293 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,741 I knew it. 294 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,952 Why don't you just tell him? 295 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,912 I don't know, what if I tell him the truth 296 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,831 and he doesn't want me to come over anymore? 297 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,457 He already doesn't want you to come over 298 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,834 because you make him think. 299 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,088 Hi, Arianna. 300 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,131 So, how's Dash doing? 301 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,799 Really, really well. 302 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,385 Yeah, he's totally got a head for numbers. 303 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,137 Great. 304 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,555 Hm. 305 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,417 What the... 306 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,217 Well, well, well. 307 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,012 If it isn't Wyatt Earp. 308 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,515 It's more like Wyatt... Burp. 309 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,028 - Check. - I check too. 310 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,781 Do you have any sevens? 311 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,784 We're not playing Go Fish, Sam. 312 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,285 What are you doing here? 313 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,372 I don't know. I'm kind of scared. 314 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,748 I think I just peed a little. 315 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,502 Hey, can I do that too? 316 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,795 I have a test to study for, 317 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:02,796 and frankly, I don't even know 318 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,422 why I'm here. 319 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,928 I bet 50 chips. 320 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,931 Anybody got the baked beans to call? 321 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,474 I'm all in. 322 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,309 Good luck trying to read me, Wyatt. 323 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,144 I'm a riddle wrapped up in a Rubik's cube 324 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,979 with all the colors removed. 325 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,986 I fold. 326 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,656 Ha! I got nothing. 327 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,160 You're all a bunch of no-good fibbers. 328 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,165 I'm right, aren't I? 329 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,835 Shouldn't you always tell the truth? 330 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,838 Everybody is telling me something different. 331 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,174 Normally a good philosophy, son. 332 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,718 But life is tricky. 333 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,345 Sometimes you gotta tell the truth. 334 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,390 Sometimes...you gotta bluff. 335 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,144 Nothing makes sense. 336 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,446 Now that's gonna go viral. 337 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,075 - - Our in-house Plethora Law team 338 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,786 has taken care of the plethora of medical bills, of course. 339 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,330 The store has their own legal department? 340 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,458 Yes, ma'am. It's right next to housewares. 341 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,668 Now...Plethora would like to offer you 342 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,378 this very generous cash settlement. 343 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,132 - - I know that money 344 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,467 is small compensation for the suffering-- 345 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,509 No, it helps. It helps. 346 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,552 It does help. 347 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,805 Do you need time to think this over? 348 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,640 No, I think it best we just settle this 349 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,018 - and all move on. I appreciate that, 350 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,520 as will my plethora of superiors. 351 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,482 Here are the papers I will need you to sign. 352 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,872 You must be really worried about your grandmother. 353 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,796 Uh...oh, yeah, right. 354 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,047 Like... 355 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,508 ...with all the injuries and... 356 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,301 ...the skull damage. 357 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,679 Doctor said she might need a replacement...head. 358 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,561 It's okay, Wyatt. 359 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,938 You don't have to do that. 360 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,777 Mrs. Chen, I... 361 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,737 I was at Woodstock, so... 362 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,614 I probably do have some brain damage. 363 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,283 But...it wasn't from the accident. 364 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,870 I can't take your money. 365 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,790 I see. 366 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,460 Well, Mrs. McKenna, a plethora of thanks 367 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,212 for your honesty. 368 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,589 Just sign here, agreeing to 369 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,716 a no-cash settlement, and we'll be done. 370 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,563 You should learn to be more honest, 371 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,480 like your grandmother. 372 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,364 I'm sorry, Tiffany. 373 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,116 No. 374 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,868 I'm sorry. 375 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,787 Oh, God. 376 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,541 We're just gonna have to figure out another way 377 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,792 to help out your mom. 378 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,546 Yeah. 379 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,320 Welcome back to the final table 380 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,655 of the World Championships of Poker. 381 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,450 Got a real murderer's row of poker greats here. 382 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:05,538 our chip leader, Wyatt McKenna. 383 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,665 Is the remaining field gonna gang up 384 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,167 on little Wyatt? 385 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,418 "Wyatt" not? 386 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,502 - - I would. 387 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,254 That's poker. 388 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,633 All right, let's shuffle up and deal! 389 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,844 Dad, this is for all the money. 390 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,387 - Mom needs it. - Put together 391 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,306 everything you've learned. 392 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,725 You can do it. I believe in you, son. 393 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,040 A full house. 394 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,459 Aces high. 395 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,711 A gritty play by boy wonder. 396 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,005 McKenna continues to impress. 397 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,133 He is, without a doubt, the very best player 398 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:03,346 who ever sat down at a poker table, period. 399 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,056 Hey, it's his fantasy. 400 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,557 He can have me say anything he wants. 401 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,524 Unbelievable bluff by McKenna! 402 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,484 And another one bites the dust. 403 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,528 The Ohio Tornado. 404 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,029 The Akron Assassin. 405 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,323 The Midwestern Maniac. 406 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,825 - Are you trying out nicknames? - Yeah, 407 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,702 - I gotta see what sticks. - Sure. 408 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,620 You're cute as a button. 409 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,455 I'd hate you... 410 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,332 if I didn't wanna babysit you. 411 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,004 We've come to the end. 412 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,715 It's heads up play between rookie sensation Wyatt McKenna 413 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,300 and two-time world champion Nick Nelson, 414 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,302 the Nasty Nerd of Poker. 415 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,513 One of these two players will 416 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,140 become the world champion of poker. 417 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:52,353 Oh, and Nick Nelson has moved all in. 418 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,441 Sitting on a monster hand, Nick? 419 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,568 It's all up to you, son. 420 00:21:58,568 --> 00:21:59,819 What are you gonna do? 421 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,948 Take your time, Wyatt. 422 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:11,622 I call. 423 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,419 And that's it! It's over! 424 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:20,631 Wyatt McKenna has just upset the entire poker world! 425 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,258 The Akron Assassin wins 426 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,970 the World Championships of Poker! 427 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,555 - He did it! - 428 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,474 - The little guy did it. - The little, tiny guy. 429 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,392 Right? He's a little guy. But he sure did do it. 430 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,477 He's a little guy, you know? 431 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,354 A pair of fours? 432 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,107 What kind of lunatic makes a call like that? 433 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,358 This is ridiculous! I can't believe... 434 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,360 I'm so proud of you, son. 435 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,029 This isn't fair. I never... 436 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,573 How did you figure out he was bluffing? 437 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,950 I caught his tell. Look at him. 438 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,161 The Nasty Nerd of Poker. 439 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,539 Why? Wyatt... 440 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,416 Hey, this is pretty cute. 441 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,170 Oops. 442 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,840 The second he said "take your time" so politely, 443 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,966 I knew he was bluffing. 444 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,846 That's great. You figured it out, Wyatt. 445 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,057 How to know when you're being bluffed 446 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,308 and how to know when you need 447 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,060 to pull a bluff of your own. 448 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,322 I would like you to sign each page and 449 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:29,117 initial in the place where I have circled. 450 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,701 Okay. And a copy 451 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,121 for you, a copy for me, and we'll... 452 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:35,456 Okay, all set. So... 453 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,167 just make sure you date it there. 454 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,545 What's done is done. 455 00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,088 It's important not to 456 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,465 be underinsured again, Mrs. McKenna. 457 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,009 Yes, thank you. I understand. 458 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,345 Uh, I'd say call if you need anything, 459 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,931 but, uh... 460 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,267 I ran over my phone, so... 461 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,438 Thank you. 462 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,363 What am I gonna do? 463 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,281 Mom? 464 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,910 Are you okay? 465 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,662 Yeah. 466 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,080 I'm okay. Yeah. 467 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,374 You can be honest with me. 468 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,794 Did you hear all of that? 469 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,338 Um...maybe. 470 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,966 Yeah. 471 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,844 It's my fault. 472 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,637 I took care of the bills, and the insurance, 473 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,891 it was my responsibility, and now... 474 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,559 It's okay. 475 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,103 No, but it's not. Wyatt, I know it's not. 476 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,188 - We gotta... - Mom. 477 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:44,025 Everything is going to be great. 478 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:49,113 How can you be so sure of that? 479 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:53,117 Because...I just know. 480 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,827 I promise. 481 00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,915 Oh, sweetheart. 482 00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:00,166 Oh, thank you. 483 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,587 Oh, I needed that. 484 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,509 Okay. 485 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,678 Uh...will you go find your brothers? 486 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,931 Set the table for dinner? 487 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,194 Hey-- Man, you're slow! 488 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,988 - I'm gonna catch you! Ow... 489 00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,870 Arianna! I got a D on my math test. 490 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,038 Um... 491 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,331 I've never gotten a D before. 492 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:43,042 This is amazing. Thanks, Arianna. 493 00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:57,890 Hey. 494 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,267 - Maya. - Oh. 495 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,310 - Hi. - Here's the thing. 496 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,438 You're new in school. Probably a little shy. 497 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,564 My name's Wyatt. 498 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,275 Let's cut to the chase. 499 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:10,444 We will definitely be going to the dance together. 500 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,821 How awesome is that? 501 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,115 See, I spotted your tell. 502 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:15,866 The way you run your fingers through your hair 503 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,493 when you look at me? 504 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,161 It means you like me. 505 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,247 Like, a lot. 506 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,165 First of all Ryan, or Wade, 507 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,710 or whatever you said your name is, 508 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,920 I'm not going to any dance with you. 509 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,548 And FYI, I'm messing with my hair 510 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:33,217 because some idiot brought head lice to school 511 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,761 and now I think I have it. 512 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,722 It was probably you. 513 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:38,931 You jerk! 514 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,438 She touched me.